I'm just going to tell you what you want, and you are going to like it.
Comrades, you want:
Tech to annihilate Minnesota-Twin Cities
Mankato to pulverize St. Cloud
North Dakota to disembowel Wisconsin
Denver to incinerate Colorado College
your UMD BULLDOGS to sweep the Seawolves!!!!
If these things occur, then I'll have one more trip up to Duluth this season!!!
Andrew, Jay, Josh, MacGregor, Nick, Matt and Michael: I'm counting on you, just as I always have for the past four years.
Additionally, I should announce the winner from the previous poll. With 14 votes (well, really 13, because I voted once), the winner is... THEY ARE ALL CREEPY!!!! Thanks to everyone who voted early and often.