FAQ

This is probably the most hits I've had EVER in one day, what are you people doing here? Morbid curiosity, I suppose. Now I have to respond to the Frequently Asked Questions I can sense in your mind.

Do you actually think you're funny? Because this is so lame.

Well, I do get a good chuckle out of some of the things I write, so yes, I think I'm funny. There isn't a whole lot to laugh about this season, unfortunately. The better question would be, "Do you think other people think you're funny?" Probably not, no, so don't worry.


Why are there so many gaps between posts?

I'm lazy, for one. Lack of inspiration doesn't help. I don't always get to listen to the games because I'm working, so it's hard to write "recaps" when you don't know how the game went. (It is very easy to write a recap when you lose 7-1, because you know the only think that could have happened is hardcore sucking, but losing 3-2 could be a good game, a game we let slip away, or a game we almost came back in.) Plus, when I'm writing a site essentially for my own amusement, I don't have a deadline.


What is the point of this site?

When I started it, I had grandiose visions of it becoming the next Batgirl!, but I'm just not that clever, nor am I that dedicated. Ultimately, it's just another way for a hockey dork like me to enjoy the game.


Why is the design of the site so lame?

That's something that actually can't be blamed on me. I don't know advanced web design, but I do know someone who can design a site. I asked this person to design me a site that actually looked decent, and he agreed. The site looks the same as the day I launched it. Thus, he is the Alleged Webmaster. He can be blamed for the lame Blogger template of this site.


I could write a better site than this.

Well, that isn't a question, homeslice. But maybe you could. You might write something that has more to do with actual hockey (or actual reality). You might write something with many grammatical mistakes and spelling errors. However, if you wanted to write something funny, about the Bulldogs, or about WCHA hockey in general, you could certainly use this site as a home for your little column. All you have to do is ask politely. I would love to have you elevate the level of this site. Make sure that you spell- and grammar-check first.


Why do you like Mike Curry so much, even though his offensive output this year has been totally pathetic?

I have no explanation for that, but I also have no apologies.

If I leave mean comments on this blog, will it hurt your feelings?

No, in fact, mean comments actually inflate my ego. I mean, not only do people who love me (i.e. my grandparents) read this, but now people who hate me do, too! Hatred is the highest form of flattery. *Kisses!*

So, please, enjoy the site if you can, and never come back if you can't. Salut!