SHENANIGANS!
So, this morning I was checking Pates' blog (which I do like 500 times a day because I do a lot of things to try to get through the day, so I am totally jacking up his hit count) and he had this post:
What the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks? Please, Drew. I ask you to be a guest columnist on RWD and you let it go to your head? That's it. I am going to insert myself into the lineup for the Bulldogs. YOU SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT. I will punch someone in the groin and receive a game disqualification.
Anyway, I will give you some tips. For example, let's start off with that photo. You seem unhappy in it. Perhaps a new one? It is definitely not your best expression. Secondly, you need a catchy name. I know that the best name is already taken (Runnin' with the Dogs) but as a communications major, you need a title that, uh, communicates. Maybe something that rhymes like Drew's News. Or something witty like A Little Captain. You could change your photo to one in with a leg up! Or Dirty's idea, the Akins Diatribe. I'm really nice and didn't take credit for that. I'm no Bobby Goepfert.
The content I really have no beef with, although I would prefer shorter paragraphs. White space! White space! White space! I am anxious to find out the winners of the ping pong tournament.
But lay off the Photoshop. That's my schtick. Mama will cut you.
UMD captain Drew Akins, majoring in communications, has an internship with the school's sports information department and will be doing a Bulldog Blog on the UMD sports Web site.
What the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks? Please, Drew. I ask you to be a guest columnist on RWD and you let it go to your head? That's it. I am going to insert myself into the lineup for the Bulldogs. YOU SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT. I will punch someone in the groin and receive a game disqualification.
Anyway, I will give you some tips. For example, let's start off with that photo. You seem unhappy in it. Perhaps a new one? It is definitely not your best expression. Secondly, you need a catchy name. I know that the best name is already taken (Runnin' with the Dogs) but as a communications major, you need a title that, uh, communicates. Maybe something that rhymes like Drew's News. Or something witty like A Little Captain. You could change your photo to one in with a leg up! Or Dirty's idea, the Akins Diatribe. I'm really nice and didn't take credit for that. I'm no Bobby Goepfert.
The content I really have no beef with, although I would prefer shorter paragraphs. White space! White space! White space! I am anxious to find out the winners of the ping pong tournament.
But lay off the Photoshop. That's my schtick. Mama will cut you.
1 comment:
Have you seen Jacky dance?
But seriously, that picture of tAkins leaves a LOT to be desired. He should replace it with one from the lake.
And who is that Matt Brown guy from Bemidji? I liked Donald's comment==Most Verbose Prattler or something like that.
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