That Other Draft
I lost two of My Guys this year, and so I need to rebuild my team of favorites!
Let's get started!
Me: First, RWD would like to thank the Internet for hosting this draft, you've been great hosts and I've felt so welcome. In the first round of the 2009-2010 My Guy draft, RWD would like to select... JACK CONNOLLY.
Applause, applause, hand him a jersey, take photo with like ten old dudes in suits.
Bruce Ciskie: All right, folks, we're sitting here with the man of the hour, #1 overall pick Jack Connolly. Jack finished second last year in the My Guy competition, so it's natural RWD would start out with someone she knew could jump in and be a playmaker right away. Jack, how do you feel right now?
JCON: This chick is crazy. I mean, seriously. I fear for my life.
Bruce Ciskie: I don't doubt it. Good luck with that. Let's go on to the next round.
Me: RWD would like to congratulate Jack Parker and Boston University on their national championship. In the second round of the 2009-2010 My Guy draft, RWD would like to select... BRADY LAMB.
Applause, applause, hand him a jersey, take photo with like an old person, a random UMD alumnus, and six random children. Ciskie is too busy writing about college football on Twitter to interview a second-rounder.
Me: In the third round of the 2009-2010 My Guy draft... dans la troisième étape du 2009-2010 Mon Homme repechage... RWD would like to select... RWD voudrait choisir... MIKE SEIDEL.
Hey, it's the third round. By now, everyone's gone home. Jersey's in the mail.
Aaand.... scene!
Let's get started!
Me: First, RWD would like to thank the Internet for hosting this draft, you've been great hosts and I've felt so welcome. In the first round of the 2009-2010 My Guy draft, RWD would like to select... JACK CONNOLLY.
Applause, applause, hand him a jersey, take photo with like ten old dudes in suits.
Bruce Ciskie: All right, folks, we're sitting here with the man of the hour, #1 overall pick Jack Connolly. Jack finished second last year in the My Guy competition, so it's natural RWD would start out with someone she knew could jump in and be a playmaker right away. Jack, how do you feel right now?
JCON: This chick is crazy. I mean, seriously. I fear for my life.
Bruce Ciskie: I don't doubt it. Good luck with that. Let's go on to the next round.
Me: RWD would like to congratulate Jack Parker and Boston University on their national championship. In the second round of the 2009-2010 My Guy draft, RWD would like to select... BRADY LAMB.
Applause, applause, hand him a jersey, take photo with like an old person, a random UMD alumnus, and six random children. Ciskie is too busy writing about college football on Twitter to interview a second-rounder.
Me: In the third round of the 2009-2010 My Guy draft... dans la troisième étape du 2009-2010 Mon Homme repechage... RWD would like to select... RWD voudrait choisir... MIKE SEIDEL.
Hey, it's the third round. By now, everyone's gone home. Jersey's in the mail.
Aaand.... scene!
1 comment:
You picked Mikey because his name was in the same sentence with the revered MacGregor Sharp. Acceptable reasoning in my opinion.
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