26 November 2006

A Very Angry Sequel

Not cool, guys. That would not make Peter Brady proud. He is sitting with his hot "Surreal Life" wife and shaking his head, because we were lame this weekend. SO lame. I mean, I didn't even have to update the Numbers last night, because WE DIDN'T PUT UP ANY NUMBERS. Barf. And Dan Kronick did not have 0 points, which is b.s., because he is not even good. WE ARE JUST THAT BAD RIGHT NOW.

Also, I do not like Summit. And I'm mad at my cousin because we went out tonight for his birthday, and he and his friends had already left Pizza Luce, and then I had the offending Summit. And I missed both games this weekend, because I slept for like 18 hours between Friday and Saturday, and then I was working Saturday night. GOOD THING I MISSED THEM.

Yeah, I'm mad. I try to hold it together, I try to keep my chin up and my positive attitude, because these are my guys, and all, but really, what is there to be happy about?

OH WAIT.

JEFF MCFARLAND SCORED A GOAL. AND IT WAS NOT WAVED OFF. IT DOESN'T GET ANY SWEETER THAN THAT.

Oh, but it does... RWD "obsession" (according to DHG) Mike Curry ASSISTED on the Jeff McFarland awesomeness. Seriously, all the forces in the universe had to align for McFarland to score on a Curry assist. The only thing stranger than that would maybe have been a Ryan Swanson goal on a Jim Jensen assist.

AND Mitch Ryan and the Detroit Wheels had his first goal as a Bulldog! So, there ARE some bright spots to be found.

PLUS, an EXCELLENT "The Gauntlet" edition coming up as the Dogs travel to Anchorage this coming weekend. Let's hope no one gets benched for "violation of team rules" after this next series...

Numbers
Points Until We Surpass Last Year's Total: 22
Wins Until We Surpass Last Year's Total: 10

My "Guys" Competition:
Matt Niskanen: 10
Michael Gergen: 5
Mike Curry: 3
Jason Garrison: 2
Matt McKnight: 2

Freshmen Competition:
Fulton: 6
Akins: 3
Detroit Wheels: 2
Gorsalitz: 2
Palm: 1
Stalock: 1
C. Ryan: 0

4 comments:

LetsGoMavs said...

I wonder if Frank Mazzaco reads your blog? On Saturday night he goes "ok, let's check in with Anthony LaP...uh, I mean LaPanta". I cracked up!! My guess is that he's reading your blog and got used to calling him "LaP".

Runninwiththedogs said...

OMG I would die... esp. since I don't think I have said nearly enough bad things about EITHER Mazacco OR LaP.

I bet he also hates LaP, and he was the guy who came here searching google for "I hate Anthony LaPanta."

Oh, and I watched the "Peter Has No Personality" BB episode.

Stafford T said...

I guess my only question about this weekend's contests against UAA is whether Seawolf Goaltender nate lawson has secured himself a hockey pant belt or suspenders yet. When he plied his trade in the Alberta Junior Hockey League his pants always hung down to his knees, we assume to close up the 5 hole, although he always professed to be starting a fashion trend among goaltenders.... To be perfectly honest, I didnt care for the look!

Runninwiththedogs said...

Wow, I didn't know Lawson was so ghetto.