It's The New Jan Brady!
Oh brother, comrades. This is not good. Yes, the time stamp on this is correct. I am actually posting at half past four in the morning, RST (Runninwiththedogs Standard Time.) This is because I have to work in an hour. Yes, work. I'll be lucky if I can function... and safely operate a motor vehicle.
But! There is a game tonight! And I'm going to try my hardest to listen, but when I get home from work, somewhere between 1:30 and 2:00 PM RST, I'm going to be sleeping like I just pricked my finger on a spindle. Will I wake up for game time? I don't know. And tomorrow, sadly, I'm working the late shift, and so I won't be able to listen at ALL. Not good.
We need to win, and I'm really concerned about this series. Jan seems to be having a strong year so far, and having watched them play a few times on TV, I'm not really sure how we're going to do this year. Bobby G is having a sort of down year, but in case you haven't noticed, SO IS PRACTICALLY OUR WHOLE TEAM. Okay. So, who is going to show up for the 'Dogs tonight? Are we going to be the fat little Swiss Miss lisping Brady sister and let Jan Brady State roll through us? Or are we going to be Greg Brady and give Jan a good backhand to the face? Perhaps we will be Mrs. Brady and all have weird mullet-like hair.
I say, let's make like Peter Brady in The Only Episode Where Peter Is Actually Important At All. It's time to change! So we haven't scored many conference goals, or had many conference wins, or successfully killed as many power plays as we should have, and maybe our voices are cracking when we have a big singing engagement coming up. Did that stop Peter Brady? No! He cleared his throat, suited up, sang his croaky little heart out, scored a hat trick, AND delivered a sweet open-ice check on Alice when she got too sassy!
Now, let's hope that the St. Cloud players all show up with giant black wigs on.
Caveat: It's 4:30 in the morning. If you think this is stupid, just blame it on the early morning. If you think it's funny, then bow to the master.
10 comments:
I'll be in attendance tonight, first row on the glass in the Dogs end. Pivotal series, we need 3 of 4 points!
To make Kronik even uglier, one of your guys should get into a fight with him, break his nose, so he can yell "oh, my nose! now no one will want to take me to the dance!"
Then the big stud of your team can be referred to as "Doug Simpson, big man on campus"!
Have I mentioned yet that I'm a Brady Bunch Buff? No one can stump me!!
Something suddenly came up!
I think Johnny Bravo was at the game tonight...
The bulldogs need to keep on, keep on, keep on dancin' on groovin' night. But alas, no goals tonight.
Sounds like the 'dogs were as cold tonight as Greg when he was locked in Sam's meat cooler:(
Ok...I'll try to stop with the Brady comments now! It's just too tempting!
LGM...Please STOP!!! :)
WinTwins--you know me BB addiction! Watch out RWD...WinTwins is my crazy friend that is a SCSU fan. She'll ok for you though, cuz her dad is UMD alum:)
Ok...I can't type this early in the AM. I meant "my BB addiction" and that "she'll be OK to you"
I was going to ask if you were drunk LetsGoMavs!! :) Just sleepy, I get it!!
RWD, I do like the Dogs!! Just not when they're playing the Huskies! Probably because my dad insists on cheering for them...even at the NHC! Oh well, he can't be helped!!
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