24 October 2007

Holy Diver

Ronnie James Dio wrote this song just for Rhett Rakhshani

Holy Diver
You've been down too long on the Magness ice
Oh what you did isn't nice

Fool the zebra
You can see his stripes but the hit was clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Draw a penalty
Holy Diver

Shiny skate blades
Flail in the air to draw attention to you
Scared someone's coming for you

Race for your team's bench
You can hide and turtle 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray the call's right

Draw a penalty-penalty

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that can't be mocked
The player who takes dives
In the pros will just get rocked.

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Fool the zebra
Out of position so you made your scene
Some light can never be seen


WinTwins57 said...

HAHAHAHA!! Great stuff D! I can appreciate things when I UNDERSTAND them! I'm just a little slow sometimes!! :)

Anonymous said...

How drunk were you when you wrote this? :D FHG

Runninwiththedogs said...

Sober! I was inspired by the House of Hair last Sunday.

Anonymous said...

I figured for sure the song was directed at Robbie Earl! FHG

Anonymous said...

UMD sucks!

Goon said...

sounds like robbie earl

Siouxfan_inDenver said...

This is really good.

Runninwiththedogs said...

Rakhshani is just so inspiring!

Goon said...

If I remember right DU and UMD are 2-2 the last four times they played each other.