The Chopping Block

Folks, it's no secret that I'm having a bit of a rough time here. I'm really not ready for a Bulldog team without MacGregor Sharp. I know, I know. I managed without him before, I should be able to manage without him. But it's going to be rough. Just as things were really getting going, he's gone. This year's My Guys are going to have to work extra hard. (They will be named shortly.) We had so much going! The many, many, many goals, the hat tricks, the time I yelled at him to get a hat trick and he did not, the time he walked by while Stacy, LeAnn and I were singing Beyonce's "Single Ladies" and dancing like fools, my Exorcist-like Star Wars post... Can we all hear Cinderella's "Don't Know What You've Got (Til It's Gone)" in the background? Hold up your lighters.

God, I am creepy.

Even though I was proud of MacG S for getting an NHL contract, I was not pleased (meaning enraged^10000) it was with the stupid Ducks. My consolation was that their AHL affiliate was located in Minnesota's Basement. Meaning Iowa, naturally. Des Moines, specifically. (For those of you who don't "PARLAY FRANSAY," Des Moines is French for... The Moines.) I could get there in a jiffy if I was needed.

NOT ANYMORE.

Ugh. Now where will Anaheim send their AHL players??? Of course, I'm sure Sharpie will be "in The Show" next year, but still, I have to be prepared. I'll try to keep you all updated on the situation as it develops.