Subsuperioran Winsick Blues

tUMD 1, UMTC 1

Frazee's in the basement
Mixing up Long Islands
I'm on the internet
Thinking about the tournament
The man in the striped shirt
Whistle out, glasses off
Says he's got a blind spot
Donny's got him paid off

Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But he's pointing up at you
You better hope to get your way
Arguin' for a replay
The man in the white mustache
In the press box
Wants a harsher penalty
You only got two

Gergy comes fleet foot
Stupid time to shoot
Talkin' all that heat put
Mikey in the box but
The Gophers have a power play
That can't score anyway
0 for 4 on the day
Don't see that much, eh?

Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Don't shoot down low
Don't leave for the pros
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the puck hos
You don't need a weather man
To know a -30 wind blows

Break a stick, catch hell
Gonna make the coach yell
fall down, try to sell
But the ref knows you just fell
Check hard, get jarred
Get back, play D
Get a PP, get free
0-for-5 for UMD

Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Holy Cross losers
Hang around the bleachers
Crack at center ice
A new DECC would be nice!
Stick up for your leaders
Watch for headman feeders

Ah get tied, keep tied
Short pass, Kangas, glove flash
Penalty, 5 on 3
Horrible on the PP
Please score, please win, tough sh*t
Puck steal, stick lift
Twenty years of hockey
And they put you on the fourth shift

Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better buckle down in OT
Get yourself a 2-on-3
Crash to the net
Winger's not there yet
Don't wanna give the game away
Better get the D to play
The Gophers don't score
'Cause they're coached by a Chia Pet...

THE NUMBERS
Wins Until We Surpass Last Year's Total: 2 (Gotta wait a little longer)
Points Until We Surpass Last Year's Total: 3! (So many ties!)

My Guys:
Matt McKnight: 12! (Love the ugly goal!)
MacGregor Sharp: 12 (Did he even play? I never heard his name! Come on, man!)
Michael Gergen: 10 (Didn't make the smartest choices tonight...)
Mike Curry: 2 (INJ)

Freshmen:
Justin Fontaine: 8
Cody Danberg: 6
Kyle Schmidt: 6
Rob Bordson: 3
Mike Montgomery: 1
Chad Huttel: 1
Evan Oberg: 0

On Notice:
Points
Evan Oberg
Matt Greer
Alex Stalock
Mike Curry

Goals only
Trent Palm
Travis Gawryletz
Jason Garrison
Andrew Carroll
Michael Gergen
Justin Fontaine
Jay Cascalenda
Drew Akins