21 April 2007

I Guess They Let Any Idiot Have a Blog

No, that's not what people say when they read this blog. People just don't read this blog. (If a blog sucks on the internet and no one reads it, does it make a sound?)

It is, however, what people say when they read this blog.

Speaking of LaP, I saw him at the Final Five. I told him how I felt, meaning I screamed "YOU SUCK, LaP! I MISS CLAY MATVICK!" or something like that. Then I fled like the Paris High Command.

Speaking of the Final Five, I know I didn't do a recap, but it just wasn't as notable (read: drunk) this year. There were some jerks sitting behind me, too, who bothered me. It wasn't the same without the Dogs, either.

People I Met:
The Darkness
Some toothless dude who kept hugging MEg
Some dude who works with DA who bought me a beer
A hot guy from Maine
State Of Hockey (a.k.a. Skippy)

People I Saw Who I Already Knew:
tDHG and Mrs. DHG
The Rookie, Scotty, Howard and Turtle
The Hottest Girl in Alary's
MafiaMan and friends

People I Didn't See (AHEM!):
Let's Go Mavs
Badger Backer
USAFA Bulldog

People I Stalked:
Josh Miskovich
Either Steve Rohlik or a Steve Rohlik look-alike
Those horrible fat people from that team I hate

Next year, I expect to see tDogs there, or else...


Donald Dunlop said...

The only thing that could possibly solve your issues with LaP would be a 3-day weekend on a remote desert island in the South Pacific.

And hey ... I didn't hug MEg that many times.

DC said...

I said toothless, not hairless.

Anonymous said...

Wow. My first-ever mention in RWD's blog. I'm big time now.

Donald Dunlop said...

#1 task on said desert island?

Rip all the (girly) shoulder padding out of LaP's sports coats.

Eric J. Burton said...

Your Lapanta's blog is bad. He hasn't even updated since winter.

USAFA Bulldog said...

I'll be there next year, if tUMD gets there. Grrr.

DC said...

He is not MY LaPanta. Gross.

Oh, Brad, I forgot to put you on the AHEM! list.

Anonymous said...


Yeah, St. Louis was one of the adventures that didn't happen. And I didn't make it to the Final Five because I was stupid and didn't save up any money.

We'll have to see what happens this year. Or maybe we'll have to drag RWtD up to the Ralph!

I'm not a recluse though. I've met MEg and I believe Foxton. Might have met one other MTU contingent.

I WILL meet RWtD where she'll find me an incredibly boring person live and wander off to go stalk LaP again. :p

Badger Backer said...

1) I tried to find you between both periods, but apparently getting beer was at the top of both of our lists.

2) I hate Clay Matvick. I am also pretty sure he knows that after a certain Badgers-Gophers series.

DC said...

I was just trying to get at LaP. I could care less if Clay came back. They should give me the job. I am like 9 million times hotter than Flagguy.

WT said...

LaP is ugly AND stupid, so regardless how hot you are, you'd be a vast improvement!! :)

Anonymous said...

Meeting HockeyMom was the highlight of your Final Five. Admit it.

DC said...

Meeting that OTHER HockeyMom was the highlight... and prob yours too.

MeanEgirl said...

Waiddaminute... what toothless person kept hugging me? I have no clue wtf you're talking about...

DC said...

At the Meet N Greet at Old Chicago.