It's A Long Way From This Place To Denver

It's an off week. What were you expecting, a novel? I'm sorry, but there are icicles hanging from my keyboard. It's cold here. (I hope that makes Understatement of the Millennium.)

Somewhere in the world, there is a picture of my chubby drunk badonkadonk doing the chicken dance. I feel as though no good could ever come of that. It's just not as funny as DHG ripping his shirt off and yelling SHAVE MY BACK!

I hate off weeks. I hate that 2 out of 3 weekends we've been off. That's just gross and annoying. What in the narrow world of college hockey am I going to write about?

Granted, we have some very exciting things coming up. 3 more Gauntlets (probably 4, depending on where we travel for the WCHA first round playoffs: Stearns, Hennepin, or Denver county?), a campaign message, and of course, six more recaps of six more wins! Plus, the High Holidays are nearing. It's just over a month now until the Holiest of Holy Three-Day Weekends.

I realize this is [more] boring [than my other posts], but I didn't want you people to think I forgot about you! (Actually, it's almost a guarantee it's the other way around, but I like to pretend. My psychiatrist says this blog is a healthy outlet for my delusions of mediocrity.) Trust me, this next Gauntlet is going to be one worth waiting for. Clearly, DG's promise of traffic to the site if I interviewed Puck Swami fell short of expectations (mostly because he didn't even bother to link to the interview on his site. I hope a dingo eats his baby.) This next one is a big one, though. I'll give you a hint: What's the opposite of Clean?

Gotta go fix the HTML on the rest of the posts (silly Mozilla!) before I use up my month's allotment of parentheses and brackets, and have to start using braces or just not making snarky asides altogether. AND THEN, DEAR GOD, WHAT WOULD WE DO?????

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