11 February 2009

Get On The Bus

Blogs are popping up all the time, and I just do not have the time to read every one-post wonder that bursts forth on the scene. It would be like trying to count zits on Robbie Earl's face. Or hairs on DHG's back.

But every once in awhile, a blog comes along that I must call attention to. I'm not really sure why I am in this case, as most of my readers probably won't like it if they don't like humor that is USCHO-centric or is below sophomoric. Freshmanic, in fact. If you're not a USCHO poster or reader, USCHO humor will never be funny. I hate USCHO but I still post there in UMD threads or occasionally do a drive-by in some random thread, so I'm still on the outside of a lot of stupid jokes. Many of them originate in the cafe, and if you're in the USCHO cafe on a regular basis, then something about you is malfunctioning. It could be A.) your brain B.) your interpersonal skills C.) your legs D.) all of the above.

USCHO newbie (I REFUSE to use the nerd-speak spelling) and St. Clown Community College freshman Startthebus decided to start a blog. It is not... um... well, if you're offended by the occasional curse word, romantic interludes between humans and animals, selling of alcohol to minors by St. Cloud taverns, occasional slip-ups in grammar, spelling, and usage, or
Dirty's face, just don't click on the link, and if you do anyway I can't say I didn't warn you.

I don't know how long this blog will be around, but Startthebus has already 1.) rescinded his earlier statement that I am fat 2.) dedicated much of his blogging to making fun of Dirty and 3.) made fun of stupid losers from St. Cloud, so it is already the best blog to come out of the St. Cloud fanbase. Yeah, Allenspach, you read it here first. Well, not likely, because I'm sure you don't read RWD. Well, you might now, if you are occasionally Googling your name like other columnists I know *cough*Ciskie*cough*.

So, I've given you fair warning;
here's the link.


Max said...

Very entertaining haha.

Donald Dunlop said...

Unintentional pure randomness can be almost as beautiful as it is ugly.

Dirty said...

I still contend he wants to jump my bones.

Donald Dunlop said...

Doesn't everyone?

MeanEgirl said...

Haha! Omg... I just NOW realized that the third pic over in your heading thing on Runnin' With the Dogs is the picture of me, Justin St. Louis and you. That's amazing. I didn't catch that before.

DC said...

Robby is in the pic, too.

STB, this means that you'd better buckle down and post lots. None of that crap like the Who's Whining Now guy?

MeanEgirl said...

Ah yes... Robby in the lower left there. I think he's trying to kiss me.

And why did you end your last statement in a question?

DC said...

It was supposed to be after the Now but I erred.

Robby is yelling "F--- WISCONSIN!!!" in that photo.

MeanEgirl said...

I thought he was yelling "F--- DULUTH!!!" ...?? :)

USAFA Bulldog said...

Very glad to see a SCSU blog finally out (media blogs do not count).

Odd, I can't comment on it.