24 January 2007

Kleiner Is My Co-Pilot

Hello, comrades. Just a quick note before I get going.

First, I should mention: THERE IS A GAME TODAY. YES, IT IS A WEDNESDAY, AND THERE IS A GAME.

Okay, I think we're good. Anyway, speaking of journeys, I'm hitting the road in a few hours with the newly appointed RWD Navigational Guru Kleiner (Sorry man, it's not a paying job). SO STAY OFF THE ROAD, PEOPLE. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. And for my benefit as well, because I will be free to drive 100 mph without all those peons in their Geos driving 50 in the left lane. (Parents, remember to read that as 100 kph. That's really, really slow. I imagine that's how slow my Canadian friend drives his Porsche.)

I've got a lot to do today (food, oil change, tonsil scraping), so I will have to let you peruse the enemy sites. There are 2 NMU blogs that are about 90000000000% more professional than my site on its best day: Kyle Whitney's Sports Thoughts - Northern Style and Matt Wellens's Schizophrenic Blog (dude! Just pick a title and stay with it!). They don't have TOO much to say about the game YET, but they are coming off a sweep of Bowling Green, who we have also beaten.

I don't really have too much to say either, so we just need to remember the fundamentals: 7 goals per game, no lazy stick penalties, don't make me come down there and slap you.

2 comments:

Stafford T said...

Just to clarify for you rwd, in abreviated terms Kilometers per hour is registered with the acronym kmh not kph. Secondly , to truly drive a finely tuned sports car, like a porsche, and thats pronounced "por- sha" not porsche like that beat soup borsh, you have to drive it at a speed that greatly exceeds most speed limits.

Runninwiththedogs said...

You Canucks don't make any sense. "kmh" is a weird abbreviation.