The South Side of Chicago...
...is the baddest part of town, etc. etc. etc.
The Twins are playing the White Sox and the Wild are playing the Blackhawks. The Twins and Bitch Sox are tied 1-1 and the 'Hawks are up 2-1 at, ahem, presstime. Which means, right now. Please win, Minnesota teams. Please lose, Chicago teams. That is all.
DEAR GOD I LOVE HOCKEY. PLEASE BULLDOGS WIN LOTS THIS YEAR WITH YOUR TOTALLY AWESOME FRESHMEN!